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how to make a cat bite you

9 Answers  |  Asked By: kittykitty28   28   

i am trying to make my cat bite my dad?

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Answer 1
kitty

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don\\\’t you dare do that you will get in trouble!

By: Smuge   2
 

Answer 2
kitty

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haha vey funny but it can\\\’t work unless u want the kitty bite u then thats a diffretn storie but no u can;t sooooooorrry now go bug another site!!!! like….facebook!

Source Link: http://www.gobugme.com

 

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kitty

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i AM 9 YEARS OLD

By: kittykitty28   28
kitty

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hey he wasnt bugging the site he just wanted to know how to pull a prank (bad for ur dad and the cat) on his dad.

By: dafatcat2122   442
kitty

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yeah I know I just like that site =)

By: Turtle   1428

Answer 3
kitty

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Hi Kitty Kitty 28,

It depends on the temperment of the cat. The cat generally has to be a playful cat to begin with. But if you have a not-so playful cat, try giving it some Red Bull or some energy drink to get it more excited. You can soak some catfood or a taco or something else the cat likes to eat in the energy drink.

Then smear some bacon grease on your dad, point kitty at dad, and pull on her tail. She will probably launch right at him and bite him good. Good luck! Let me know how it goes.

 

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kitty

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Red Bull is not good for cats!

By: mimicats   197

Answer 4
kitty

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That\\\’s a really great answer Carl.

There\\\’s also another option if you don\\\’t have any bacon grease, tacos, or energy drinks. If you can get your hands on a tennis ball machine, then you can just fire your cat out of it into your dad. The high velocity impact will probably be enough incentive to make the cat bite your dad.

By: flipperkitty   12413
 

Answer 5
kitty

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just train ur cat to bite ur dad

Source Link: cat bites

By: lollypolly   45
 

Answer 6
kitty

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Cats shouldn\\\’t be trained to bite people they might end up biting someone else who you don\\\’t the cat to bite (like you) . If you want a practicle joke there are other things you can try that don\\\’t end up hurting your dad and making your cat be badly behaved!

By: mimicats   197
 

Answer 7
kitty

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haha vey funny but it can\\\’t work unless u want the kitty bite u then thats a diffretn storie but no u can;t sooooooorrry now go bug another site!!!! like….facebook!

Source Link: http://www.gobugme.com

By: Turtle   1428
 

Answer 8
kitty

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haha vey funny but it can\\\’t work unless u want the kitty bite u then thats a diffretn storie but no u can;t sooooooorrry now go bug another site!!!! like….facebook!

Source Link: http://www.gobugme.com

By: Turtle   1428
 

Answer 9
kitty

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i am a she

 

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kitty

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I KNOW!!!!

By: Turtle   1428
kitty

0

u never ssaid so! and that doesnt matter

By: dafatcat2122   442

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