My cays STILL dont get along

The other thing to do is to introduce a third cat into the mix. Dress the third cat in a black and white striped shirt, and train cat #3 to penalize the other cats for untoward behavior. Like, if cat #1 is aggressive to cat#2, cat#3 makes cat#1 eat all the dried turds out of the litter box.

JUST KIDDING! Of course this is a sill answer. The real thing to do is to allow them to bond together by playing games. If you get a tennis ball machine then the cats can compete nonviolently at who is a bettter meximelt gobbler. BTW flipperkitty, thanks for turning me on to the tennis ball machine/bacon grease combo…. Jynxy and I have never been happier.

Look, here\\\’s what you do…

Put the cats side by side, like how 2 cop cars line up when they\\\’re chatting and wasting tax payers dollar at some detail work or speed trap. You know, ass to tea kettle. I mean, set \\\’em up like Yin and Yang, with the head of each next to the tail of the other.

Then, pull a leg warmer over the 2 of them in their midsections, between their front and back legs.

Now they just have to get along. I mean when you\\\’re that close to someone you don\\\’t like there are 2 options:

1) You\\\’ll end up understanding each other a little better and developing a near-symbiotic relationship. You guys will be akin to lichen.

2) It\\\’ll end horribly. Since you aren\\\’t head to head there won\\\’t be any sense organ damage, but you may end up with a good chunk taken out of your aft end.

Just please, try to put up some safety gates around the stairs. When you have a bigger cat strapped to a smaller cat and they start throwin\\\’ a beating on each other at the top of the stairs… that\\\’s a dangerous combination.

All I can suggest is to keep them apart. Srry.
-SN

get a dog . it will make them work together to git the dog out of the house or sell or give away one

play a game with bought of them by a few mice and they will work together to hunt them

my old cat lived like 13 yrs