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CUT ITS TAIL OFF. THEN IT WILL WEIGH LESS. TAKE IT FROM AN EXPERIENCED CAT EATER. I KNOW MY STUFF

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9 Answers  |  Asked By: bobert   3

it\\\'s simple, your cat is a bird

3 Answers  |  Asked By: CuriousCat   161

if your cat is already on fire, it\\\'s probably microwavable. try putting it in on power level nine. when it come out after 10 minutes, stir in a bowl for three minutes. add some lemon juice, ketchup, and salt and voila, you have your own salad dressing!

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4 Answers  |  Asked By: all_my_cats_hate_me   14

before you tie it to dynamite, try taking off its legs, cuz than it can\\\'t come back even if it lives. if that doesn\\\'t work than just give it to me, i\\\'ve been dying to try a new cat recipe

3 Answers  |  Asked By: all_my_cats_hate_me   14

my cat is rusting! i accidentally left her out in the rain last night, and when i let her in this morning, she was rusting away! help me, before its too late. i tried spraying oil on her but she cried

6 Answers  |  Asked By: iam_one_with_my_cats   5

i found a recipe that calls for 1 and a half cat legs, and i was wondering which legs i should use. my cat doesn’t do much anyway, so i figured he could do without a couple of them. what should i do?

9 Answers  |  Asked By: iam_one_with_my_cats   5