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Paw Level: 13

Member Since: 5 / 5 / 2009

Name: don shrumer

Birth Date: 12 / 4 / 1970

Categories: Adoption, Behavior, Breeds, Cat Care, Cat Tales, Feeding, Health, Products

About Me: Hello i\'m Don Shrumer.

Personal Interests: CATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSWORSHIPCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSSATANCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSCATSSEXCATSCATSCATSCATSCATS.... yup thats me!!!!!

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Cat Tales

Kittens become cats when, and only when, their human care-taker performs the sexual act of monush-poltra with said kitten... all of my 5 little beuties are all cats by the way ;)

9 Answers  |  Asked By: joselynemr   27

8 / 21 / 2009
Rating 0

Cat Care

a cat meows when given EXTREME amounts of pleasure... in terms of webster meowing is the\\\"cat equivalent of having an orgasm (while using ky)\\\"

5 Answers  |  Asked By: Spongebob   1

8 / 21 / 2009
Rating -1

Cat Care

of course cats can live in italy!!! theres only one place place they can\\\'t live and thats in the United States! the ego of those sick people makes an environment which is unliveable 4 cats (and french ppl)

5 Answers  |  Asked By: adolescentpegasusisscooteringaway   14

8 / 21 / 2009
Rating -2

Cat Behavior

you see thats just the thing you don\\\'t KNOW of this rancid stray cat being mean to your cats but i guarantee it is!!! the easiest option is to kill this stray cat (since it has no home anyways) and cut the body up into portions to feed your cats... it will save money since you won\\\'t have to but cat food for a week... i personally love doing this and enjoy killing cats that arent even stray!! such as my neighbors cats... but enough about me... i hope this helps u TATA!!

5 Answers  |  Asked By: Gretel   13

8 / 21 / 2009
Rating 1
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