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Paw Level: 14

Member Since: 9 / 23 / 2009

Name: John Doe

Birth Date: 7 / 27 / 1969

Categories: Adoption, Cat Tales

About Me: All of my cats hate me. But it\'s okay, because I hate them too.

Personal Interests: Cat food. If you know what I mean

Cats:
  • Fredrick - Maine Coon
  • The sick one - Bombay

Cat Care

I am a troll. I live under your bridges. I eat goats and cows, but mainly cats. Boy, I could go through six or seven cats in a single meal. So if you ever want to get rid of your pathetic little munchies.. Toss them under a bridge! Oh, I know that it might be hard, but just think: You\\\'ll be doing a good deed, especially for which ever troll lives under there. If you would like to feed your cats to me, I live beneath the Golden Gates Bridge, in San Francisco.. It\\\'s warm down there :D

Source Link: I AM A TROLL AND I AM A TROLL AND I AM A TROLL

22 Answers  |  Asked By: Garfields ten year old mommy   794

12 / 14 / 2009
Rating 0

Cat Feeding

Eat them. Eat all of them. They are sooo good with ketchup.

9 Answers  |  Asked By: pewpewkittykats   40

10 / 29 / 2009
Rating 0

Cat Feeding

Feed them the bones of a ten year old child. They love that.

Source Link: My basement.

8 Answers  |  Asked By: Garfields ten year old mommy   794

9 / 28 / 2009
Rating -1

Cat Feeding

Feed them the bones of a ten year old child. They love that.

Source Link: My basement.

8 Answers  |  Asked By: Garfields ten year old mommy   794

9 / 28 / 2009
Rating -2
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