| Paw Colors | Points |
|---|---|
| Grey | 0-49 |
| Red | 50-149 |
| Orange | 150-299 |
| Green | 300-599 |
| Magenta | 600-1499 |
| Purple | 1500-4999 |
| Blue | 5000-9999 |
| Brown | 10000-24999 |
| Black | 25000+ |
all_my_cats_hate_me's Profile
Paw Level: 14
Member Since: 9 / 23 / 2009
Name: John Doe
Birth Date: 7 / 27 / 1969
Categories: Adoption, Cat Tales
About Me: All of my cats hate me. But it\'s okay, because I hate them too.
Personal Interests: Cat food. If you know what I mean
- Fredrick - Maine Coon
- The sick one - Bombay
I am a troll. I live under your bridges. I eat goats and cows, but mainly cats. Boy, I could go through six or seven cats in a single meal. So if you ever want to get rid of your pathetic little munchies.. Toss them under a bridge! Oh, I know that it might be hard, but just think: You\\\'ll be doing a good deed, especially for which ever troll lives under there. If you would like to feed your cats to me, I live beneath the Golden Gates Bridge, in San Francisco.. It\\\'s warm down there :D
Source Link: I AM A TROLL AND I AM A TROLL AND I AM A TROLL
22 Answers | Asked By: Garfields ten year old mommy 794
Eat them. Eat all of them. They are sooo good with ketchup.
9 Answers | Asked By: pewpewkittykats 40
Feed them the bones of a ten year old child. They love that.
Source Link: My basement.
8 Answers | Asked By: Garfields ten year old mommy 794
Feed them the bones of a ten year old child. They love that.
Source Link: My basement.
8 Answers | Asked By: Garfields ten year old mommy 794


