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well i put about oxycotin pm in his food but i think it was maybe he got sick when i changed to a new cat food brand

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i tried that but it didnt work

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My KaT has been dead for three years, but I still keep him on my pillow. He\\\'s not very energetic, he\\\'s very lazy. Do you think my Kat deserves to live? I don\\\'t think so. Also, he might be homosexual, so I\\\'m bringing him to the crematorium.

132 Answers  |  Asked By: estern   24

your cat might be gay, kill it

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?My KaT was constepated so I put some drain cleaner in his water dish, but then he started to foam at the mouth, do you think he has a heart condition?

4 Answers  |  Asked By: Katzooks   12

My KaT was peeing everywhere, so I killed it, but now it just bleeds everywhere. What detergent should I use?

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My doctor, therapist, and councelour say I’m mentally insane. Im not sure yet, but I just wanted some advice, as I can’t get any advice from my cat, because he wont speak to me anymore. Maybe he’ll speak more in hell the little asshole.

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i came home last night to find my KaT preforming a satan ritual bowing down to barbara streisand. I didn’t hesitate to pull out my double barrell shotgun and blow half my KaTs body off. But I am Convinced this wasn’t a good enough punishment. Anything else i could do to show him what he [...]

1 Answer  |  Asked By: Katzooks   12