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I think Fluffy is right, you should take your cat to the vet first. Sounds like worms to me. Sometimes, when my whole stock gets infected with worms and I don\\\'t want to pay for the treatment, I use something called Caloric Overload. Just mix her food with some tallow (fat from cows). She should want to eat it naturally because it is so salty, but if she refuses, a turkey baster always works in a pinch. Don\\\'t forget to wear thick protective gloves.

9 Answers  |  Asked By: angelcupcakekitty   49

Haha, no, it wasn\\\'t a slip. I own a cat farm. Thanks for all the answers, even though they do make me a little nervous. I don\\\'t like to think I\\\'m raising animals with souls for food. Do you think there is any way to remove the soul?

7 Answers  |  Asked By: AlexNichols   12

When I collect ejaculate from my toms, I count 20-30 milliliters as a good haul. If you\'ve got an older tom, then expect a lot less. Maybe 10 milliliters max. Personally, I think that when a tom reaches that point, it\'s time to include him in the next harvest. But, if you\'re not in the business of breeding cats for meat, then I wouldn\'t worry about it.

3 Answers  |  Asked By: CATS ARE AWESOME   84

This is absurd. I have half a mind to leave this site and never come back. I will have to go on selling cat meat without your help. If you haven't tried it, you shouldn't be so disgusted. Also, whoever keeps threatening to call the police, the NYPD does not have jurisdiction outside of New York City. Even if the police did come to my door, I would just feed them cat meat and fix everything.

15 Answers  |  Asked By: AlexNichols   12

I know what you’re thinking. How could cats have souls? They’re just dumb animals that we eat. It’s just that, lately, I’ve been having these dreams. All the cats I’ve ever processed are waiting for me around my bed, just watching me. All those eyes. I can’t get them out of my head and I [...]

7 Answers  |  Asked By: AlexNichols   12

One of my breeding females just has this way of looking at me. She just stares into my eyes like she wants something more out of our relationship. Is it possible for a cat to be attracted to a human in that way? And, if so, can love be wrong?

I have to decide soon because, [...]

7 Answers  |  Asked By: AlexNichols   12

I own a 72 acre property in upstate New York. My cat meat sales have seen a steady rise in business since I began two years back but, as you can imagine, the current economy is affecting my bottom line. I would like to widen my profit margin by producing more kittens in shorter periods [...]

7 Answers  |  Asked By: AlexNichols   12

For years now I’ve been trying to start up my own cat meat business. I own a 72 acre property in upstate New York and have anywhere from 20-30 cats in heat at one time, and maybe 10-20 of those will become pregnant every cycle. I’ve had a few complaints from neighbors about the smell [...]

15 Answers  |  Asked By: AlexNichols   12